Our personalised products

At Not a Doormat!, we bring your cheeky ideas to life. From welcoming (or not-so-welcoming) doormats to bins that speak volumes, our items are designed to make you smile. Each piece is crafted with quality and a dash of our unique, inclusive humour.

Doormats with attitude

Make a statement before guests even step inside. Our doormats are rude, witty, and perfectly tailored to your sense of humour. Get ready for giggles (or gasps!).

Bins that talk back

Who said bins can't be fun? Our personalised bins feature slogans that add character to your space, turning everyday items into conversation starters.

Your design, our humour

Have a brilliant (and maybe a bit naughty) idea for a slogan? Bring it to us! We love helping you create truly unique, personalised items that reflect your vibe.

Inclusive & friendly fun

NOTADOORMAT! humour is for everyone who enjoys a good laugh and wants their home to reflect their strange self.

My name is Amy and I have so many letters after my name, sadly none of them spell PHD 😂

I make most of this shit myself, so bare with.

Out here raw dogging life with ADHD PTSD RSD and whatever letter of the alphabet I fancy sexually this week 😉

I know, I'm weird.

Whatevs, hun. Thanks for looking 😘

My 'Sod Off!' doormat is the best thing I've ever bought! It really shows who I am and always gets a laugh. The quality is great, and it got here super fast!

Sarah J., Middlesbrough

Not a Doormat!

Welcome to Not a Doormat! We're all about personalised homeware that's rude, always fun, and won't break the bank. Discover unique items that reflect your personal humour.

Seriously fun, not serious prices

At NOTADOORMAT! we believe in affordable fun. Our personalised items are designed to bring joy and a bit of cheekiness to your home without costing a fortune. Dive into our collection and let your personality shine!

Thank you,

Love ya x

Frequently asked questions

Got questions about our rude and fun homeware? We've got answers! From how to create your custom doormat to delivery details, find all the information you need right here.

How do I design my own doormat or bin?
You can easily design your own personalised item by visiting our "Design Your Own" page. There, you'll find simple instructions and options to submit your custom slogan or design idea. We'll then work our magic to bring it to life!

What kind of slogans can I put on my items?
We specialise in rude, fun, and quirky slogans! As long as it aligns with our 420 and LGBTQ+ friendly vibe, and isn't hateful, we're happy to create it for you. Feel free to get creative with your personal humour!

Do you ship outside of Middlesbrough, UK?
Yes, we do! We ship all over the UK. For more detailed information on shipping costs and delivery times, please check our "Delivery & Returns" page.

What is your return policy for personalised items?
Due to the custom nature of our personalised items, returns are generally not accepted unless there is a fault with the product. Please see our "Delivery & Returns" page for our full policy and how to contact us regarding issues.

How long does it take to create a custom order?
Once your design is confirmed, it typically takes 3-5 business days to create your personalised item. Shipping times are additional and vary depending on your location. You'll receive updates throughout the process!

Are your doormats durable and weather-resistant?
Our doormats are made from high-quality coir with a durable backing, suitable for both indoor and sheltered outdoor use. To prolong their life, we recommend keeping them in a covered area away from heavy rain.

Can I get a discount for bulk orders?
If you're interested in ordering multiple personalised items, please contact us directly at [[email]] or [[phonenumber]]. We'd be happy to discuss potential discounts for larger orders.

Where can I see customer reviews?
We love hearing from our happy customers! You can read what others are saying about our rude and fun homeware on our "Customer Reviews" page.

Get in touch with our cheeky team

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INFO@NOTADOORMAT.CO.UK

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