Our personalised products: uniquely you

Welcome to the world of Not a doormat!, where ordinary homeware gets an extraordinary twist. Explore our range of personalised doormats and bins, designed to bring a smile, a laugh, and a splash of your unique personality to your space.

Humour that stands out

What makes our personalised items truly special? It's the humour! We believe homeware should be fun, bold, and unapologetically you. Each piece is lovingly handmade by me, ensuring that your doormat or bin isn't just an item, but a statement. Bright, fun, and designed to make you stand out from the crowd.

Feel amused, happy, and inspired

When you see or buy one of my personalised items, I want you to feel that dopamine hit, and inspiration. I don't want your wallet to take a hit, so, yes, I'm cheap AND I'm nasty. Oops!

Buy 3 or more items at once and I'll chuck in a patch to sew on your favourite jacket! (I don't make those, those are just a thank you gift!) Please don't be offended if you get a design not to your taste, when receiving a freebie! Just swap it, or pay it forward, ya doorknob.

Let your doormat be a daily reminder to not take life too seriously, and to always infuse your surroundings with your own personal brand of fun!

Thank you,

Love ya ❤️